Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
Little Johnny: "Two things – I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history."
Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"
Three tampons are walking down the street, there names are normal, extra protection and maxi. which one says hello none because they're all stuck up bitches.
Q: What's a favorite pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push your stool in for you?"
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