* Chuck Norris had a brief conversation with Donald Knuth in the early 60s. Donald is still writing about it.
* CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
* Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
* Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
* Chuck Norris breaks out of loops with his feet.
* If you eval Chuck Norris code it punches you in the face.
* The ChuckNorris::Roundhouse module has no dependencies. Only justice.
* Chuck Norris doesn't use GOTO. Code comes to him.
* The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists.