Dramatis Personae
PROGRAMMER, programmer
HIPSTER, hipster
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ACT I
Small room. There are a table with paper stacks, opened "Perrier" bottle, two huge monitors and a programmer sitting behind. Programmer reads papers, looks on first monitor, then on second and typing something. From time to time he says "damn idiots". Number of "damn idiots" is divided equally between papers, first and second monitor.
Door opens loudly
PROGRAMMER: Who's there?
Hipster runs into waving his hands
HIPSTER: Framework! New awesome framework! Just look, it's awesome! Just look!
Programmer looks into hipster's iPad
@moccachino.render()
helloWorld({
view: "myProject.sample.view.Hello",
div: "myContainer",
data: {
message: "Hello World!"
}
});
then takes a "Perrier" bottle and smashes on hipster's head. Hipster falls on the floor.
PROGRAMMER: Damn idiots.
Exeunt.