Slavsquat — The astonishingly ergonomic stance to which slavs have exclusive rights of practice. It is a millenia old tradition forged and refined by years of genetic evolution, mostly regarding ones knees. Properly executed it improves overall well-being, cleanses the soul, and cultivates a healthy lifestyle. On top of it all, it is the most fashionable trend of 2014 — in short, SlavSquat. Everyone has their own slav squat and it can be practiced accordingly to one's beliefs and devotions without restriction. Slavs are notoriously tolerant of both religion and race, so feel free to perfect your own slavsquat regardless of your origins! Please do not hesitate to deliver your own slavsquats to addme [ at ] slavsquat.com !