Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"
Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. Cop pulled him over and says "Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?"
Heisenberg said, "No, but I knew where I was"
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.