The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and
a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange
notes. . ..
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and the mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"