Анекдоты и картинки #31797

Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Комментарий:

Ещё интересное на этом сайте:

Анекдот дня по итогам голосования за 21 февраля 2009.
История дня по итогам голосования за 21 февраля 2009.
Афоризм дня по итогам голосования за 21 февраля 2009.
Анекдоты и картинки #31793
Оружие для самообороны (12 фото)
#611: По мелочам не размениваемся!
#610: Без драйверов никуда
3 Wish
Анекдоты и картинки #31788
Устами младенца...
Вот такие вот они, карликовые кролики! (15 фот)
Не дай бог такое утром увидеть!
Автомобиль от Google
Свадьба запомнится на долго...))
Жесть! Змеиный мясокомбинат.
Poco 2 Escape 4.0
Давай корми!
Ути-пути, мой хороший...
Морячок Попай в старости
Хозяин Бобруйска

« все анекдоты и картинки